This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Tell it to Their Face for Christ’s Sake

A few things first: 1. I cannot possibly answer all of the email I have received in the last 24 hours in any timely fashion. Just know that I appreciate all of the kind words and wishes sent my way, some eloquent, some lovingly crude,…

February 27, 2002

Listening

The sound of children returning home from school. How sweet and utterly annoying.

Feeling Guilty

For sleeping until 11:30am. I have got to get over this.

How to Charm Me

Love me even though I keep you up all night by loudly coughing up chunks of my right lung.

How to Annoy Me

Suggest that I take the time-honored, courteous approach to expressing myself. Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker!