This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Termination Letter

Pursuant to the “at will” employment policy of Dooce.com, Inc. (the “Company”), we hereby terminate your employment effective immediately. Enclosed is your final paycheck for the period through and including the effective date of your termination, together with your accrued and unused vacation time, all…

March 6, 2002

Listening

The sound of rain on the roof. Bling bling, bling bling.

Reading

My Vibrating Muffler

Enjoying

Kimm.no

Feeling Guilty

For organizing my closet by color and fabric. That’s just so not punk rock.

How to Charm Me

Accept the fact that our children are going to have legs longer than the average support beam in a four-story apartment building.

How to Annoy Me

Dress your dog in a sweater set and matching socks.