Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Termination Letter

Pursuant to the “at will” employment policy of, Inc. (the “Company”), we hereby terminate your employment effective immediately. Enclosed is your final paycheck for the period through and including the effective date of your termination, together with your accrued and unused vacation time, all…

March 6, 2002


The sound of rain on the roof. Bling bling, bling bling.


My Vibrating Muffler


Feeling Guilty

For organizing my closet by color and fabric. That’s just so not punk rock.

How to Charm Me

Accept the fact that our children are going to have legs longer than the average support beam in a four-story apartment building.

How to Annoy Me

Dress your dog in a sweater set and matching socks.