This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

Am I the only one in this relationship who has to pee?

Reading

Out for a century

Enjoying

Morphosis

Feeling Guilty

For belching in front of my future in-laws.

How to Charm Me

Understand that food on your plate tastes better than food on my plate.

How to Annoy Me

Use the word “partake” with only serious, well-meaning intentions.