Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


Is it really that easy to confuse “Heifer” with “Heather” ?

April 10, 2002


The New Year: Newness Ends


Smug: Maxim

Feeling Guilty

For seriously considering naming my children after characters from The Dukes of Hazzard.

How to Charm Me

Forgive me for eating all of the crêpe we were supposed to share. I can be such a bitch.

How to Annoy Me

Put Matthew McConaughey in front of a camera and require him to open his mouth.