This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

“Trading Spaces” on TLC is the most horrifying show in the history of television.

April 14, 2002

Enjoying

SISLEY Photo Gallery

Feeling Guilty

For not leaving the house in over 78 hours, except to poop and pee.

How to Charm Me

Kiss me with your perfect, precious puppy breath.

How to Annoy Me

Poop on the living room rug and then step in it.