This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party


Never again will I take for granted a hairless kitchen floor.

April 17, 2002


The Russian Avant-Garde Book

Feeling Guilty

For forcing my puppy to listen to emo.

How to Charm Me

Bite my nose and then look all innocent.

How to Annoy Me

Call my dog a son of a bitch. Your dog is a son of an ugly bitch.