Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


Never again will I take for granted a hairless kitchen floor.

April 17, 2002


The Russian Avant-Garde Book

Feeling Guilty

For forcing my puppy to listen to emo.

How to Charm Me

Bite my nose and then look all innocent.

How to Annoy Me

Call my dog a son of a bitch. Your dog is a son of an ugly bitch.