Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Listening

Bettie Serveert: Log 22

March 16, 2003

How to Annoy Me

Sneak that goddamn cardboard toilet paper roll out of the goddamn trash can ONE MORE TIME.

How to Charm Me

Forgive me for loudly saying “fuck” and “shit” and “Holy God” in front of your 3-yrd old son.

Reading

Trying for normal

Enjoying

Joe Sorren

Feeling Guilty

For not turning to p. 118 to get that Seriously Sculpted Butt!