Sit next to me in traffic with your windows down blasting Kenny Loggins “Danger Zone” and bop your head in rhythm with the guitar.
Assure me that my family really is insane and that it’s not just me.
The Pentagon’s New Map (not because I necessarily agree with this, it’s just an interesting read)
The Postal Service: Give Up
For making up excuses not to floss, including the one where I tell myself that gingivitis is just a myth made up by the government so that we’ll be scared and support the war.
You know they mean business in Iraq when they preempt American Idol.
I know it’s at least an hour before your alarm usually goes off, but I want out of here, not for any particular reason, not because I have to use the bathroom, because I don’t, and when you let me out I’m just going to…