This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Reading

Different Strokes for different folks

June 2, 2003

Listening

Amon Tobin: Out From Out Where

Thinking

Although a Diet Coke doesn’t necessarily cancel out french fries, it does leave more room for a Frosty.

Feeling Guilty

For being this excited about the Miss Universe pageant.

How to Charm Me

Feed me four Krispy Creme doughnuts at 10pm. You’re a bad, bad man.

How to Annoy Me

Try to escape the house by climbing up the built-in cabinetry, knocking out the screen to the window in the living room and perching perilously six feet above the rose bush below. You’re a dog for crying out loud.