An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


The Museum of Anti-Alcohol Posters (via coudal)

June 17, 2003


According to this scientific study, I must be pregnant with 15 boys.

How to Annoy Me

Think for ONE second that I won’t bite your hand off if you reach over here and grab one of my french fries.

How to Charm Me

Undertand that I NEED that potato salad like no one has ever needed potato salad in the history of the world.

Feeling Guilty

For forsaking The Lord And Savior Jesus Christ and worshipping at the alter of The Great Vlasic Pickle God.

Work in Progress

At 4:30 am on a Wednesday morning several weeks ago Jon and I discovered that our furious efforts at reproduction had delightfully succeeded, and instead of getting into bed and going back to sleep we talked feverishly for three hours about what we were going…