Photography by Sacha Dean Bïyan
TIVO was made so that you can rewind “Entertainment Tonight” and watch Beyoncé’s ass jiggle in slow motion.
Warn me before you fart. It’s the simple things, really.
Describe my belly as “poochy.” I’d describe your social graces as “lacking.”
For referring to the baby in my womb as my “deliverable.”
Bless This Din
Tomorrow is my 28th birthday, and although I think I reached a point several birthdays ago where turning a year older wasn’t necessarily a thing to celebrate, I’d have to say that this birthday in particular is the one I’ve been trying to stave off…