Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Feeling Guilty

For doing a Google search on “fat Christina Aguilera” and posting a link to this site. I am a terrible, terrible person.

Pregnancy Update Whether You Wanted One Or Not

I have kindly spared you the gory details of my pregnancy for almost five whole posts, and I thought I could go a little longer, maybe one or two more paragraphs, tops, but the urge is just too overwhelming and I can’t wait one more…

How to Annoy Me

Ask me if my vagina has a monologue.

How to Charm Me

Warn me about the dangers of “fecal alcohol poisoning.”