Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


Louder than a chainsaw at arm’s length

January 10, 2004


The scariest thing about this whole baby thing is knowing that I won’t be able to say to her, “You’re poopy? Your mom will change your diaper when she gets home.” I WILL BE THE MOTHER.

How to Annoy Me

Suggest that I name my baby Ogg Vorbis Armstrong.