Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Feeling Guilty

For wanting to bathe in bacon grease.

January 22, 2004

How to Charm Me

Have a dream about my belly being covered entirely by a tattoo of a “17th century painting of an English farm with some animals in the yard and a great barley field around it.” That’s the BEST dream about my belly EVER, and I don’t…