Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

How to Annoy Me

Refer to the thing hanging on your wall as an “art painting.”

April 27, 2004

Newsletter: Month Three

Dear Leta, I have fed you twice a night every night for the past 84 days, and I have to ask you: aren’t you full yet? I have received a lot of advice concerning your screaming, people who think you might have reflux or an…