An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


It might not be a good idea when interviewing for a part-time nanny position to mention the fact that your 13-year-old daughter got pregnant and your 16-year-old son got arrested.

September 7, 2004

I’ve Got a Fever

So Dooce 5.0 is up and running after weeks and late nights and naptimes spent designing and coding and yelling from the basement, “REFRESH YOUR BROWSER!” from the person making changes to the CSS to the person upstairs adding things to the content management system….

How to Annoy Me

Demonstrate the absorbency of a tampon by showing someone using it to plug up a leak in a boat in the middle of a lake. That really makes me want to stick that in my vagina.