An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

A Story About Someone Else’s Ass

Last week I had a huge portion of my extended family in town for the wedding of one of my cousins, perhaps The Prettiest Man on Earth. See:

September 16, 2004

How to Annoy Me

Sneeze and spew 40 Cheerios out of your mouth across the room. One at a time, baby. ONE. AT. A. TIME.