An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

One of the reasons I moved back to Utah

  • That was one of the best things about living in Utah (I, too, am a BYU grad-turned sinner-in-the-eyes-of-my-mother).

    Sunday drives up the canyon in fall were the best thing ever!

  • wix

    so lovely. we don’t get much in the way of seasons in texas, so i’m living vicariously through the lens of your camera.

  • Lord, I’m jealous…am currently living in a seasonless land of warm weather. I’m told it will get cold, but I think all the leaves are just going to fade away without ever changing color.

    Just gorgeous.

  • Beautiful photograph. And beautiful daughter.

    And, by the way, because of your link, I have a similar photograph on my blog as well…


  • Have you ever considered selling prints of some of your photos? (just the landscapes, not the personal ones, of course). They’re so lovely,and clearly many of your readers admire them/have amazing taste in art :). Might have a different feel to it than selling t-shirts with Dooce plastered across the chest from Cafe Press, might make a few bucks and let some readers have incredible art in their homes and be able to see some lovely scenes shot from your perspective. Hope this isn’t creepy.

  • Soylent Red

    Your pictures are so beautiful, I would actually pay money to have them in a larger resolution to use as my desktop wallpaper or screen saver. Also, have you ever thought about making them into specialty note cards? I see these type of photo-pasted-on-nice-heavyweight-paper cards (which are sold individually) in most of the smaller local shops here in rural NH, usually selling for 3-5 bucks a pop. Not a huge money maker, but I suppose the profit could be enough to buy a couple of bottles of bourbon. 😉

  • teach

    I can’t believe you didn’t like Under The Banner Of Heaven, eco2geek. I found it absolutely riveting. I grew up in Wyoming with Mormon friends up the wazoo and I am astonished at how little I actually knew about the religion. I highly recommend it.

  • jennifer


  • trudie

    today’s photo of leta just screams ‘lil stinker’

  • Dooce, love the picture as always.

    Also, even if the Mormon state votes in the amendment, you could get lucky and have something like this happen.

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  • meilaan

    You people are nuts. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with mermaids and their way of life.

  • Beautiful shot. I swear when we drove my stepchildren home last year to Santaquin Utah, all I saw was red dirt and thought–this place is ugly the Mormons can keep it. I take that back.

    Love the shrit on Leta, Hunter’s on on the way.

  • Sometimes I am just so proud to live in Massachusetts.

    Leta is adorable as always, the yellow trees have me looking around New England going, “What gives, foliage?”

  • di

    everytime i visit the photo page, i keep thinking, “man, someone needs to set up a dooce discussion board….”

    great photo! i love the contrast between the trees and the sky.

  • Breathtaking!

  • Aaron

    Wow – those colours are extraordinar. I’m supposed to moving to the US early next year for work but I get nervous whenever your politicians open their mouths. That picture, and the intelligence of a lot of the people I read here, is enough to make me calm down and look forward to it. Thanks

  • I’ve always been a proud New Englander, the Massachusetts drivers may be a bit scary, but when they went legal last year I wanted to shout it from the rooftops 🙂
    P.S. please tell your folliage to kick our folliage’s ass into gear!

  • wow. It’s been so long since I have seen something like that in person, it nearly gave me chills. Lucky for me I’m far too jaded for actual chills.

  • Does all of Utah look like mustard?

  • You could make a beautiful photo-book with these photos!

  • You could make a beautiful photo-book with these photos!

  • Cate

    Ah, yes. The Whiteness that is Utah.

    My mother loves to tell how my Army-brat self came home from my first day of school in Utah and declared with much distress that everyone was blond! I don’t remember that particular conversation, but I did spend much of my time high school thoroughly disgusted by and sorry for the majority of my fellow students, who had never even travelled outside the state, much less the country! Such an insular existence was beyond my comprehension.

  • Tim

    A dooce discussion board would be awesome! As for voting…in the words of one Eddie Vedder at the vote for change concert…..”don’t let me down.”

  • Damn it! Why didn’t I just move to Utah?

  • Wingnut

    Krakauers of Oregon? There was a Sarah Krakauer in my high school ca 1970. It’s funny how names pop up after 30 years… But let’s not get started on that. Eesh.

  • McD

    Hmm… no tip jar?

    There’s an evil part of me that wants to import the photo into Photoshop and change the yellow to green just to see if the composition holds up.


  • Utah is so unbelievably gorgeous! So is this photograph!

  • Brooke

    Leta wants a new president!

  • You have amazingly beautiful pictures of Utah. How gorgeous. I admire what you do.

    I will be voting this year, too, but probably not for the same person as you. However, in my state there is something similar to your “Proposition 3”, in which I will be voting on with the same political view.

    Anyway, beautiful pictures. And I love the picture of Leta with the new t-shirt on.

    I’m oxymoronic. I love those shirts, I really do. I might just buy one.

    Love in Christ,
    Amber <><

  • tyra

    i swear those clouds are moving.

    i went out with my dig camera & took pix around my little neighborhood pond this morning in the sun, but the results were… let’s just say not comparable!

    i think you should add selling postcards of your fantastic photography to the money-making effort. the one last week of the yellow trees on y’all’s hike was also phenomenal!

  • The first thing I thought when I opened your site this morning was “WOW! Leta’s so BIG!” And she’s still adorable.

    Just read Amendment 3. What a load of crap.

    Our Australian election is tomorrow and I am SHITTING myself!

  • Gia on Guam

    That yellow colour is amazing!

    You’re interviewer is it pronounced Lay Pay or Layah Payah, Lee-Uh Pee-Uh ? Interesting name.

  • Although you may like to punch me in the face [and I’m glad you won’t get the opportunity] if I lived in Utah, I must say your daughter is precious and you take wonderful pictures. =]

  • that is one of the most beautiful pictures I have seen in a long while.

  • Kim

    Your “blog birthday” is my actual birthday! Except in 1979. :o) I am so honored!

  • I miss those kinds of trees – wanna swap a few always green palm trees for some of your gorgeous yellows?

  • Seriously, that is gorgeous. No wonder the U.S. wouldn’t let the Mormons keep it all to themselves!!

  • Also, do you think that Proposition will pass? It seems like, in Idaho, it probably will. I hope Oregon’s Measure 36 does not, however. I’m definitely voting “no.” And those T-shirts are seriously awesome. What makes them the best is that they aren’t saying it’s what Leta thinks. It’s her telling people what her mommy thinks, which is just very much cooler than putting a message of it being your child’s voice. I sent the link to my most liberal mother friend after following it from your sidebar the other day!!

  • Jessica

    My mother wants a new president, too.

  • Dooce…about constipation…have you tried Uncle Sam Cereal, a cereal with “toasted whole-grain wheat flakes with crispy whole flaxseed?” It says it’s a “natural laxative” right on the box. And it’s tasty, too! I love it and it works for me.

    A Former Brick Layer

  • For a third time I say, “Fall rocks.”

    Oh, dear, you’re in one of those states? Best of luck in defeating Prop. 3. There’s something about this sort of direct involvment in law-making that makes me both excited about the ideal and nauseous about the reality.

    Here’s something that seemed, to my limited viewpoint (given that, hey, I don’t know you and have only been reading your blog for a couple of months), to be up your alley in the political action area:

  • kim

    that “my mommy wants..”-shirt picture is one of the cutest ones of leta *ever*. awesome. i love that t-shirt and it makes me wish i had a baby..

  • sab

    Please post more pictures of Leta and her chunky feet! My nephew had chunky feet at that age and I miss eating them up!

  • what are you feeding leta? hehe. she is so cute. and is she sitting on a table? where are the table nazis?! hehe

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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