An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

I just reserved my place in Hell

I go to the grocery store to pick up some cold medicine, and I’ve got Leta on my right hip barely hanging on. All the lines are long, even the 10 items or less line, and I’m standing there, cold medicine in my left hand,…

October 19, 2004

Feeling Guilty

For obsessively smearing Baby Orajel in my mouth ALL DAY LONG to get that yummy numby gummy feeling. It’s like cocaine, only legal and safe for babies!