An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


When I save a number to memory on the cordless phone it flashes up the words, “THIS NUMBER HAS BEEN SAVED!” As if the number has a soul that has accepted Christ as its personal savior. SO. FUCKING. WEIRD.

October 29, 2004

A Sneak Peek

Oh! The Halloween fun to come!

How to Charm Me

Forgive me for punching you in the nads. I honestly didn’t think I would connect!


Yes, our house has been claimed by the Mighty Bright Plastic Overlords.