An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Yeah, that there is snow, and that’s me on the inside not being able to go for a walk

  • midwifegoddessannie

    I want more George… he needs his own blog.

  • contessa

    Yay, George!

  • DM

    I want more George as well. I loved the duct taping pictures. That was great. He does need his own blog.

  • Hillary

    That story just made me laugh so loudly that my roomate asked me what the hell could be so funny. After reading it she laughed just as hard. You should have a blog!

  • I can’t wait to hear about George’s adventures when he’s demormonized and leaves BYU!

    Looking at the photos in Georges’s post… do you get issued the FANTASTIC teeth when you sign up to be a mormon, or is it because everyone in Utah can trace their family tree back to the Osmond clan?

  • Mary

    I heart George.

    Isn’t “Having Fun In College With The Opposite Sex” a huge sin?

    And, is George going to another college or graduating?

    Again, I heart George.

  • Gia on Guam

    Maggie, I loved the NOTHING story!

    The Albee story made be go “awwwww” and sigh.

    George SO needs his own blog. But the guest writing on Dooce is good too. Suggestion: George needs is own pull down category.

    I’ve been a vegetarian for a little more than a month now. Personal choice after seeing Super Size Me. But oh how I now crave some buffalo wings!

  • Carol

    the best thing about snow is skiing. love to ski. would do it every day of my life. but, alas, i live in georgia.

  • Sue From Ohio

    GEORGE FRICKIN’ROCKS!!!! Where he’s going now? I hear OU (Ohio University not Orthodox Union) in Athens (Ohio not Greece) has an opening for an ‘interesting’ student…I live about 5 hours away but George has a place here in Ohio, if he wants to commute, WHEEEEEEEEEE…

  • mrs. george #2

    WHAT’S THIS? George is in Texas?! Well I am also in Texas and want to dry hump George’s sweet ass. YOU ROCK MY WORLD, GEORGE! And I want to add that those Mormons are soooo wicked awesome for ALL OWNING SLEEPING BAGS, namely the guy with the Scooby Doo bag.

  • Heather, my husband’s purpose in life is to make noises that annoy me. His secondary purpose in life is to someday own an old Ford truck, but even when he’s working on that goal (by obsessively surfing used car websites) I know he’s also thinking up new irritating noises he can make later on to annoy me with.

    OMG Maggie. That was great! Please don’t promise not to share anymore… I almost didn’t read it because I am squeamish but hahahaha I’m glad I decided not to be a sissy.

  • #2, dry humping is illegal in Texas. Are you planning to BREAK THE LAW? Shame on you.

  • Makes me miss my college days. Of course I don’t really remember my college days…because I was a little bit too un-Mormon.

    Those kids are so adorable. George seems like a very intelligent, kindhearted young man. Fabulous!

  • tonya

    Yay George!! Come to the University of North Dakota…the number 2 binge drinking city in the nation! ‘Cause you gotta have goals.

  • mrs. george #2

    Tiffany, it’s only illegal when done in the bed of a pick up truck. All other forms of humping are fair game. And yes, if I ever get my mitts on George I plan on breaking MANY laws; but more importantly I plan on breaking the moral code of Mormonism by which he abides.

  • Cristina

    Wings are obviously prohibited by the Mormon faith and that is why Dooce hasnt had them until now. DUH.

    Welcome to the dark side, Dooce.

  • George!!!

    That is all.

  • Hey George, I have a hot sister pursueing her Masters at BYU. Let me know man. Oh wait, she is Mormon. Make sure you wear your magick undies.

  • I’m to drunk and tired to read…why is that boy letting other boys tape him to a wall?

  • mrs. george #2

    Because they’re mormon, Amanda. Mormons do such unexplainable things as taping young chaps to walls. Don’t ask questions, just accept it. Now have another shot.

  • George

    I was in texas when I wrote the article, I’m now back in Utah, where it snows, like the picture.

  • mrs. george #2

    Come back, dammit.

  • george is definitely not gay. women, he is ripe for the taking!

  • midwifegoddessannie

    George.. there is a picture of you with your arm around a bloke… are you gay? You are disappointing a lot of young women.

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