An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Now everything makes sense

Earlier tonight while we were bathing Leta I had dinner on the stove and it was on the verge of burning. Jon was in the middle of trying to fix the spout of the faucet in the sink, except he made it a little worse…

December 14, 2004

How to Annoy Me

Threaten to adorn yourself with a titanium codpiece, thus rendering me defenseless against any of your potential atrocities including but not limited to a tickle attack or farting on my foot.


“Boohbah” is now code word for, “Hightail it to the bedroom, we’ve got roughly 17 minutes.”