An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


You know you’re a mother when you refer to the dog by your husband’s name.

December 20, 2004

Maternal milestones

Last night we were at a neighborhood Christmas party when one of the neighbors I have never met walked up to Leta and me and asked how old she was. When I told him she was ten-months-old he asked if she was “walking all over…

How to Annoy Me

Ask me if I have pooped today. It doesn’t matter! I pooped once last week.