This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Demo: How to be a Dork

Being in the All-State Chorus and President of the Honor Society and Secretary of the French Club and graduating with the highest average in your high school’s history all while your peers nickname your hairdo The School Mascot and then having the audacity to argue…

February 25, 2005

Oh say can you suck!

Ever since yesterday’s post about the Mormon Articles of Faith (and sucking it), I’ve been reminiscing about all the old propaganda songs I learned in my youth, songs that taught me all the books of the New Testament in order (“And to the Heeee-brews!! Epistle…