This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Best Show on Earth

One of my favorite pastimes since moving back to Utah is watching the news on the local NBC affiliate which is owned by the Mormon Church. The majority of Salt Lake City is owned by the Mormon Church, including two malls downtown, a conservative radio…

October 5, 2005

How to Charm Me

Tell my father over the phone, “I guess the difference now is that not only do I like my boss but I also get to sleep with her.”