This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Wherein a whole bunch of you just roll your eyes

Last night I dressed up my dog as a cow and my daughter as an elephant and, what? What is that? I can’t hear you. Oh, OH! You don’t like the redesign of this site? Guess what? YOU’RE IN GOOD COMPANY! “The new dooce site…

November 1, 2005

Melmo?

No, DUM-BO, Leta. DUMBO. Close enough.