This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party


At the end of my life I hope to have lived to such a standard that I don’t have the regret that I didn’t watch enough television.

January 11, 2006

Opposite of fun

This is the world’s most true poem, written by one elementary school girl in response to a homework assignment with the theme, “I Wonder Why…” “I Wonder Why Teachers Give Us Homework” Teachers give us homework because they were abducted by aliens. The aliens projected…