“It’s 8 A.M., Jon. Why is she eating a chocolate chip cookie?”
“Because she wanted one?”
“No, the real reason.”
“She was screaming and I wanted her to stop.”
“And it worked?”
“It worked.”
“This parenting thing is easy, isn’t it?”
“It’s 8 A.M., Jon. Why is she eating a chocolate chip cookie?”
“Because she wanted one?”
“No, the real reason.”
“She was screaming and I wanted her to stop.”
“And it worked?”
“It worked.”
“This parenting thing is easy, isn’t it?”