The following is a recent conversation my brother Ranger had with his daughters Sienna, age 10, and Rachel, age 8.

Ranger: “Rachel, if you don’t sit down right now I’m going to sell you to the gypsies.”

Rachel: “The gypsies? Where do the gypsies live?”

Sienna: “Duh. Egypt.”

Ranger: “Egypt?”

Sienna: “Well, yeah. Egypsies.”