An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Assorted plants

Yet again I couldn’t leave Ikea without adopting a new plant, in this case two small succulents that came with directions. Meaning I’ll be less likely to kill these like I have many of the others I’ve brought home. I can’t find the plants or…

January 6, 2009


Chuck is terrible about coming when called, and the whole calm-assertive thing does not work with this command. If I don’t dig down deep inside my throat and scream his name like an ogre who is about to sever his head with a rusty axe,…

I think it’s called an Armstrong

Would you just look at this adorable thing I stumbled upon while walking the dogs. All it needs is a thick beard and I’d take it home with me.