This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Catharsis

I love how the dogs can treat each other this way but know that if they ever tried this with me or Jon they’d be boiled, processed, and then ground into fertilizer. I’m guessing that this exact scene will happen one day between Leta and…

February 12, 2009

After a particularly bad morning

“Are you going to write about how you had to call me to come to your rescue because you drove the car into a pole?” “I didn’t technically drive it ‘into’ a pole. I’d prefer to call it ‘scraping.’ I scraped a pole.” “Doesn’t matter….

Rare color in the snow

It’s been snowing for three days straight, and combined with all the other snow that’s already on the ground and the constant overcast sky, it makes for a somewhat gray, dirty, and solemn backdrop to life. I could use a palm tree right about now.

Sugar Lemon Body Lotion

About a year ago when we took a “vacation” to San Diego (I use the term “vacation” here interchangeably with “nightmare”), I picked up a bottle of lemongrass and lavender body lotion at the Loews Coronado Bay Resort that was the best smelling body lotion…