This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

You say tomato…

… but Chuck says YOU’RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO ARGUE OVER THE PRONUNCIATION OF THIS FRUIT? DO I EVEN NEED TO POINT OUT HOW IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE?

March 18, 2009

Sweet Heart OPI nail polish

After I recently posted a picture of one of my many wedding rings, I got a slew of email asking about the color of my nail polish. Don’t know why it’s taken me so long to post this, I’ll blame placenta brain, but it’s the…

Recovering from all that exhausting sobriety

It is such a weird, confusing feeling to have to relieve myself so very badly, only to sit on a commode in absolute silence, waiting… waiting… Last night I was perched in a stall in a women’s restroom in Salt Lake International Airport, contorted, meditating…