An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

This was not part of the agreement

Chuck: “Inanimate objects, woman. INANIMATE.” Me: “She is not technically on your head, YOU WIMP.”

July 7, 2009

Are you happy now, MOTHER?

My mother informed me today that I’m not posting nearly enough pictures of Marlo on this website, how was she supposed to keep up with all of her tiny changes if I deprived her frequent photos? Last week Jon dared me to call her and…