An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Decisions, decisions

We’re trying to figure out which color of stain to use to seal the fence around the backyard. I want one that matches Chuck perfectly. What? Doesn’t everyone match their fence to their dog? WHY HAVE A DOG, THEN?

April 22, 2010

Puddles

Today it’s snowing and then raining and then snowing again. Utah can’t make up it’s mind. Like, which wife do I sleep with tonight?