Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight

This actually happened. No, seriously. Next time anyone ever accuses me of “abusing” my children because I write about them on the Internet, I’m going to direct them to this video with a hearty, “Suck it.”

April 7, 2011



Beanie baby

Yesterday the weather was warm enough that we got to spend some time outside, Marlo’s favorite place. This kid loves dirt and grass and sticks and everything about being outside that Leta hates. Maybe she and her father can go camping while Leta and I…