Me: You got that at a thrift store, right?
Cami: Um, OF COURSE.
Me: Then you know some Mormon housewife sewed that herself in the Seventies, and all the other women at church were like, OH MY HECK, DID YOU SEE MAUREEN?
Cami: Maureen was badass.
(You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little bit weird.)