Me: You wear this to church, don’t you.

Cami: I teach Sunday School in this outfit.

Me: You’re like, WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS, BITCHEZ.

Cami: No, it’s WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS, Brothers and Sisters.

(You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little bit weird.)