Me: You got that at a thrift store, right?

Cami: Um, OF COURSE.

Me: Then you know some Mormon housewife sewed that herself in the Seventies, and all the other women at church were like, OH MY HECK, DID YOU SEE MAUREEN?

Cami: Maureen was badass.

(You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little bit weird.)