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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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dooce.com Masthead for October 24, 2001 by Heather B. Armstrong titled Scaring Small Children Since That Sudden Growth Spurt

October 24, 2001

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October 17, 2001

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Quarantine Cocktail Hour is happening tonight, 5PM MDT. And, yes, My Gaunt Hip Bones will be there sipping wine and making every concern troll embarrassed for my children.

And here’s the kicker. I’m naturally thin, but I may have found *the* answer to my gut issue that has made My Gaunt Hipbones so pronounced. Although, it’s not really the answer I wanted to hear.

We can talk about god knows whatever tonight. Sky and beyond is the limit.

Birger Queen Kefirtrinken and her cone of mass destruction will make an appearance. You will not believe how huge this beast has grown.

I’ll post the Google Meet link 10 minutes before. 🩺🍷

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