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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Nubbin

Should probably replace the batteries in our walkie talkies

Here’s your mommyblogging

Humanities major vs. English major

And now a large part of me is dead inside

Pull a chair up with the hyrup

Doppelgänger

The girl in the window

Next thing you know he’ll be voting for Obama

To the rescue

Currently listening to: Chromeo

On this day many, many, many years ago

A heavy July

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    I bit into an apple And it tasted like Oz All bec I bit into an apple 
And it tasted like Oz
All because
She asked if I would go

Didn’t she know 
I was chained to a fire
A liar
Locked in a basement with no door

But I looked up from the floor
And there, his hand
He helped me stand
I felt her warmth in the strength of his arm

We walked through a wall
Into color so bright
My chest so tight
And he smiled at me as if seeing Oz

Because I’d said, I’ll go
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Happy Birthday, Mom. This is a miracle you have wrought. 🎂💙

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