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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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This kid better get used to hand-me-downs

Warning: your dogs may go batty

And Chuck will teach her about mascara

Behold, the Memphis accent

Internet, I’m craving Doritos

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Wondering what he would write about Coco

Chuckles 2009

Come meet me in Los Angeles, bring weed

A small taste of what’s to come

In celebration of That Awful Dog

A rare moment of blue in a sea of red

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