the smell of my desperation has become a stench


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I have never been very good at returning email or phone calls for that matter. I get a lot of email so if I take a really long time to respond or I don’t respond to you at all, please do not take it personally. I am just a bad person. I do read every email I receive, however, and your email can make or break my day.

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Old-Fashioned Mail

If you would like to send me mail the old-fashioned way, you can contact me here:

Heather B. Armstrong
HBA Media, Inc.
1338 Foothill Drive #230
Salt Lake City, UT 84108

No, that is not my home address, so if you show up there you will not get to peek inside my windows.