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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

beauty products

I got rid of all the gauges and came home to the perfect celebration in the mail

Self-care after finding that lost dog scare

A special delivery for a very recent convert, amen

Don’t promise to give your kid anything from this delivery until you see this delivery

My favorite delivery just in time for one of the biggest changes in my life

Marlo’s favorite delivery of the season

The delivery that Marlo didn’t even know she needed

A delivery just in time for a forecast that includes snow, NO REALLY

Wildlife encounters, episode the subscription box that brings me so much joy

Another delivery from my sister wife who knows how to shop

A delightful seasonal delivery that somehow knows I should probably wash my hair

So she doesn’t have to worry about the next refill

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    Ten years of metaphor Dropped to the floor In one Ten years of metaphor
Dropped to the floor
In one snip

That’s it
That’s the poem

You thought I’d spin words
Of a spiritual totem
With meanings blurred
The trope of a freed bird thrown in 
The moment your patience grows thin

A stanza or two about a guru who sold me essential oils
But I fooled you
Unless you’re among the true
Unless you’re loyal to this lore

You skipped past this waste of text that intersects
With a silver edge so sharp
It slit my wounds and scars, the heaps of mangled barbs
From the junkyard of my pain

I didn’t wince when I heard the thud that formed a mound of glossy silk beneath me
The milk I’d managed to forge out of mud
The pearls I’d dredged from a cold, black sea 

Seven days free of the lie of Samson’s strength
The ransom paid in five-inch lengths
Of a lion’s mane
Grown by a queen

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