cat

Cami named her adopted cat Fille, the French word for girl. I took several years of French in high school and college, and I was under the impression that the correct pronunciation is FIYA. Cami keeps correcting me and telling me it’s pronounced FEE. Doesn’t really matter because Marlo refers to the cat at Squirtle.

Squirtle.

The fuck.

Just say that name a few times. SQUIRTLE. Now think of her lisp. Your face just involuntarily smiled, didn’t it?