Chuck

Oh, look at me finally buying a plant to stick in that pot that I’ve had sitting around empty for four years. Someone else is happy about it, too.

Given my history with plants, the life expectancy of this one is totally up in the air. They either flourish or die within days because I have no idea what I’m doing. I wish I had time to learn more about horticulture and botany, but I start to lose focus when confronted with all those scientific names and my mind wanders and I start to think, “Is ‘America’s Next Top Model’ still in production?'”