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Subject: i like you, but…
Email: “You are sounding like a bigot. Several weeks ago you had a post with an intolerant jab about ‘Prince being gay…’ [this post here featuring a diary entry I wrote at age ten that does nothing but show what an IDIOT I was] and today’s comment about ‘…all the Mormons you can hit with your car…’ I know a big part of your m.o. is to shock and be outrageous…but bigotry is particularly distasteful.”

I just want all of you to know that I would never hit a Mormon with my car. Never. Not without honking first.