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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Hallo ! I am Margrethe Josephine Birget Nimm Deine

Hallo ! I am Margrethe Josephine Birget Nimm Deine Scheiße Offline Und Sei Kein Gottverdammter Wolf Wie Ich Rask der ‪Wächter. Betrachten.‬

I learned how to fetch in 2 minutes. Within 5 minutes I taught myself to drop it in a bucket next to meine Schwester, Marlo. She wasn’t trying to teach me this, though. See, the ball does not roll away when it is in the bucket.

Meine Marlo told meine Mutter whose head then turned all the way around like an owl. Her eyes shot out of her head and blew off the roof !

Meine mutter now thinks I am messing with her when I don’t immediately drop the ball into the bucket. Sometimes I am messing with her — Hallo ! I am a wolf ! — but usually I am pacing. Because she is Meine Mutter.

Every emotion has its own crease extending from the outside of her eyes. She fights to hold onto joy.

I know I am her joy.

When she is fighting I must hold onto the ball and pace. Ich muss nachdenken.

Sie werden niemals Freundlichkeit bereuen. 🐺❤️

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