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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Hallo ! I am Birgabholen Kierkenass Rask der Eimer

Hallo ! I am Birgabholen Kierkenass Rask der Eimer.

Yesterday I played Bucket With The Fetch while meine Geschwister were in the hot tub, and they had to use the hose of the garden many times on my body. I think they called me… what was it… naughty ! That is it. I like that word ! What a wonderful word !

I would find the ball in a pit of dirt, and did you know dirt likes to be scratched behind its ears, too? I like to treat the dirt with kindness because it gives me places to hide my poop. And when the people are lazy and let me outside off of my leash I find my poop and it tastes like chicken.

Meine Mutter now calls me BEAST. I think it is because I gained almost 8 pounds in one month and my fur is everywhere and in everything, including meine Schwester, Leta’s, shampoo bottle. I didn’t put it there on purpose.

Tut mir leid, Leta ! Danke, dass du mich zu lieben noch. 🐺♥️

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