What is so wrong with being jaunty?
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Sometimes I see little girls with their hair neatly combed into a ponytail with a finely pressed ribbon tied perfectly in a bow. And I think, whatever drug their mom gave them to prevent them from yanking it out? I want some of that.
My mother bought all these ribbons for the girls to wear in their hair. WASTE NOT!