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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Poop

You get what you get and you don’t get upset

Thus spoke the travel clinic, and I kind of paid attention

I could just post this photo and it would tell the whole story

The old man and his pee

And lo, the house was christened

This is what is wrong with mommyblogging

Wet dog

You peed! In a cup!

A Story About Someone Else’s Ass

Fun for everyone in this one!

Charlie foxtrot

Wherein I return to my roots

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    I bit into an apple And it tasted like Oz All bec I bit into an apple 
And it tasted like Oz
All because
She asked if I would go

Didn’t she know 
I was chained to a fire
A liar
Locked in a basement with no door

But I looked up from the floor
And there, his hand
He helped me stand
I felt her warmth in the strength of his arm

We walked through a wall
Into color so bright
My chest so tight
And he smiled at me as if seeing Oz

Because I’d said, I’ll go
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Happy Birthday, Mom. This is a miracle you have wrought. 🎂💙

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