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the smell of my desperation has become a stench
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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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You get what you get and you don’t get upset

Thus spoke the travel clinic, and I kind of paid attention

I could just post this photo and it would tell the whole story

The old man and his pee

And lo, the house was christened

This is what is wrong with mommyblogging

Wet dog

You peed! In a cup!

A Story About Someone Else’s Ass

Fun for everyone in this one!

Charlie foxtrot

Wherein I return to my roots

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